Thursday, December 18, 2008

When I linked to H.L. Hix’ “20 Questions” project on the Best American Poetry blog the other day, Harvey sent me his questionnaire &, rather impulsively, I responded straight away, answering 18 of the 20 questions. My answers may sound flip, but they’re not. That last question, for example, is completely serious. I’ve been in BAP & had volumes co-edited by people I completely respect, but year after year it’s almost as depressing a reading experience as the Pushcart Prize.
1. What poet should be in Obama's cabinet, and in what role?
Simon Ortiz, chair of Truth & Reconciliation Commission on the Subject of the Genocide of Native Peoples (a new position)
2. If you could send Obama one poem or book of poems (not your own), what would it be and why?
William Carlos Williams' Spring & All, in the 1970 Frontier Press edition.
3. What other poetry-related blog or website should I check out?
There are so many. But let's point to The Annandale Dream Gazette, the only site I know of devoted to the unconscious of poets
4. Who is the most exciting young/new poet I've never heard of, but whose work I ought to find and read?
This will vary greatly by person now, won't it? How about Tsering Wangmo Dhompa?
5. What's the funniest poem you've read lately? What was the last poem that made you cry?
I tend to resist poems that go for only one emotion or the other - what feeling do you get from Louis Zukofsky's "A"?
6. William or Dorothy? Robert or Elizabeth Barrett? Moore or Bishop? Dunbar or Cullen? "Poetry must resist the intelligence almost successfully" or "No ideas but in things"? Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas or Tender Buttons?
Both / and, both / and, both / and, both / and, "No ideas but in things," Tender Buttons.
7. Robert Lowell wrote a poem called "Falling Asleep Over the Aeneid." What supposedly immortal poem puts you to sleep?
The Four Quartets does it best, since it makes dreaming impossible. But most anything by Lowell will do just fine unless I've had tea after 9 PM.
8. Even for poetry books, the contract has a provision for movie rights. What poetry book should they make into a movie? Who should direct it, and why? Who should star in it?
I've only seen that clause in Yale Younger Poets contracts &, as I recall, Jack Gilbert told me he got an advance from a studio for Views of Jeopardy way back when.
But let's go with The Cantos, starring Brad Pitt. Woody Allen, because it would interesting to watch him negotiate the Pisan Cantos.
9. What lines from a poem you first read years ago still haunt you now?
Helot for what time there is
in the baptist hegemony of death.
Jack Gilbert, from "Singing in My Difficult Mountains," in Genesis West, no. 1, 1962.
10. What poem do you love, love, love, but don't understand?
Hart Crane, The Bridge. Or (which I love less, but also understand less) John Berryman's Dream Songs.
11. If the official organ of the AWP were not the Chronicle but were the Enquirer, what would some of the headlines be?
I will leave those for Kent Johnson & Kenny Goldsmith to invent.
12. If you were making a scandal rag for poetry in the grocery store checkout stands, what fictitious poetry love triangle would you make up to outsell that tired Hollywood story of Angelina and Brad and Jen?
I wouldn't.
13. This is the Best American Poetry blog. What's the best non-American poetry you've read lately?
Aleksandr Skidan's Red Shifting, translated from the Russian by Genya Turovskaya & others, published by Ugly Duckling Presse.
14. We read poems in journals and books, we hear them in readings and on audio files. Sometimes we get them in unusual ways: on buses or in subway cars. How would you like to encounter your next poem?
In my dreams tonight, so that I can write it down when I wake.
15. What poem would you like to hear the main character bust out singing in a Bollywood film? What would be the name of the movie? What would be the scene in which it was sung?
16. Do you have a (clean) joke involving poetry you'd like to share?
17. Tell the truth: is it a poetry book you keep in the john, or some other genre (john-re)?
In one bathroom, the one I spend the most time in, I have several books of poetry including Shakespeare's Sonnets. In the other, I have magazines, including The Nation, The Poetry Project Newsletter, Poets & Writers, ComputerWeek, Information Week, ComputerWorld and CFO.
18. Can you name every teacher you had in elementary school? Did any of them make you memorize a poem? What poem(s)?
No, thank heavens. I can't memorize haiku. But Vance Teague in fifth grade made us write for an hour every Wednesday and never told us what genre. He made me a writer as much as anyone.
19. If you got to choose the next U.S. Poet Laureate, who (excluding of course the obvious candidates, you and me) would it be? Of former U.S. Poet Laureates, who did such a great job that he/she should get a second term? Next election cycle, what poet should run for President? Why her or him?
PLOTUS (as Donald Hall called it): Linh Dinh, because he hears the "American" voice better than anyone I know.
President? Barrett Watten or Rae Armantrout – the ideal president would be a combination of the two.
20. Insert your own question here.
Why is The Best American Poetry so mediocre year after year, editor after editor?
Labels: Interviews
For example take an award. Any award. If you win it more than once it loses its initial thrill. So in some ways we need to keep reinventing ourselves or seeing the world through a child's eye. That is why we take kids with us to places we have been before and do not really wish to go again (at least I do - ie Disneyworld and such) so that we can see the world again through them.
Now to make some cafe and do the laundry. I am on vacation you know.
All in all the issue came out and I am very pleased with it but the pulling of teeth left me ....eh......and wondering if I ever really want to ask those NOs anything again.
Don
Twenty years, twenty different editors, writers ranging from WD Snodgrass to Reb Livingston–authors with the goods like Ashbery, Koch, Ginsberg, Olds, CK Williams, Merrill, Simic, Creeley–etc. etc.–mediocre is what comes to mind? Not to me.
Do I agree with all twenty editors regarding the selection of poems over twenty years? Not at all.
Not even close. But there have been so many that have astounded me, dazzled me, and stayed with me, that I keep reading, and keep going.
The question I would have asked instead would have been: why are so many poets selected whose last names beging with a 'W' or a 'Y'?
One more: how do you guys ever find magazines like THE SIENESE SHREDDER?
Or if I wanted to get really snooty: Why is it that I don't like any of the poems that Adrienne Rich likes, at least in 1996?
Or finally: why can't I find Robyn Selman's stuff around much anymore?
Please read her sonnets and then see if the first word that comes to mind is 'mediocre.' It isn't for me. It's 'WOW.'
As with so many, many others.
Here's what I think of when I think of BAM. Just looking at the titles reminds me of lovely things.
Kenneth Koch, What People Say About Paris, 1988
Yvonne Sapia, Valentino's Hair, 1989
Raymond Carver, Wake Up, 1990
Gerald Burns, Double Sonnet for Mickey, 1991
Mark Levine, Work Song, 1991
James McMannus, Smash and Scatteration, 1991
Robyn Selman, Past Lives, 1991
James Tate, I Am A Finn, 1991
David Trinidad, Reruns
C.K. Williams, The Knot, 1992
Charles Bukowski, Three Oranges, 1993
Denise Duhamel, Feminism, 1993
Ron Padgett, Advice To Young Writers, 1993
Wang Ping, Of Flesh and Spirit, 1993
James Tate, In My Own Backyard, 1993
Roald Hoffmann, Deceptively Like a Solid, 1994
Molly Peacock, Have You Ever Faked an Orgasm? , 1995
Irving Feldman, You Know What I Am Saying?, 1997
Denise Duhamel, The Difference Between Pepsi and the Pope, 1998
Molly Peacock, Say You Love Me, 1999
Julianna Baggott, Mary Todd on Her Deathbed, 2000
Bernard Welt, I Stopped Writing Poetry, 2001
Kenneth Koch, To World War Two, 2001
John Ashbery, The Pearl Fishers, 2002
Stuart Dybeck, Journal, 2003
Edwin Torres, The Theorist Has No Samba, 2004
Gary Snyder, Waiting For a Ride, 2005
Reb Livingston, That's Not Butter
Christian Bok, Vowels, 2007
Signed,
Crispy
(I'm guessing it has to do w/ imagination, and combining well-used forms into something new and exciting).
(I'm secretly guessing that it's because you fervently wish that he'd begin his inaugural address by declaring that so much depends on a red wheelbarrow . . . .)
and ,also, like your answers mostly..
Jack sure could/can "open" the poem..
every poem
"Two days ago they were playing the piano
With a hammer and blowtorch. (...)"
or
"The night comes everyday to my window. (...)".
How about calling Galway Kinnell out of his Connecticut hideaway and standing him up in the cold Winter frost?
Barry Watten for President?
Then who's his Press Secretary--Ron?
I thought Charles Olson might have made a good President.
Hee hee hee.
using Linux and a my-son-built-it-from-scratch p-c
no Macintosh nor Microsoft here at all...
only S.P.A.M. comes in a tin can with a little key a-fixed to the lid..
What little I've read of Watten's poetry is quite arresting, and it would be terrific if he and Armetrout could be co-poet laureates--and it certainly would be appropriate for the first langpo laureateship to be a collaboration.
I'm getting a pop-up ad for ringtones, by the way, and the word verification hurdle "toatolar".
& very yes to Simon Ortiz in Obama's cabinet. I'd hoped Obama would pick an indigenous American poet for the inauguration, Ortiz in particular.
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